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New Writer Monday on

March 26, 2012 4 comments

Part of our ongoing mission to bring you the best new writers out on the internet, writing on a range of topics that they feel passionate about. Today, “Julianne”, who posted this comment on one of your favourite ILB classics from back in the day: Read more…


Wes Butters gettin’ his stalk on in the 2K11

June 29, 2011 1 comment

So, hey, man, I love that “Who’s viewed your profile” feature in LinkedIn. The best thing about it is that it doesn’t tell you precisely who has looked at your profile, it just gives you a field they work in and a company they’ve worked for. It’s like a logic problem for the Web 2.0 generation. Read more…

u mad, doyley

September 7, 2010 16 comments

Just wanted to clear something up at first: we here at ILB are thoroughly against rape, apart from when it’s in the songs of Big L or the life of Rufus Wainwright. Those are the occasions it’s acceptable. Read more…

How to bypass basic SEO requirements in order to get blog hits

September 7, 2010 1 comment

David Quantick: happy to bro out with people who profit from and mock celebrity deaths

August 7, 2010 14 comments

So, throughout all of this low-end farrago, David Quantick has been quite clear about one thing: people who post on websites about the deaths of celebrities are “sick” and “scum”. It’s an extreme position, but it’s one he’s been pretty constant about, so, clearly, it’s something he truly believes in. Read more…

By request

I heard a week before his death, Swells cut Quantick out of his will completely.

David Quantick has opinions4u about how his friends are a lot more important than murdered Yorkshire-area prostitutes

August 6, 2010 10 comments

Anyone who knows the “man” behind the “personality” of IchLugeBullets will be aware that I’m a big fan of the art of deadpooling, picking terminally ill celebrities and wagering notes on whether or not they’ll be signing in with St Peter within that calendar year. It’s a good, old-fashioned harmless bit of entertainment and it also means that I have Google Documents full of details of the degrading health of the dude that played Onslow in Keeping Up Appearances and know that both Yitzhak Shahmir and Bob Holness are currently in care homes. But who would have thought such an innocent hobby could bring me into dispute with nostalgia clipshow mainstay David Quantick? Read more…