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Your official Italy vs Ireland Euro 2012 playlist

June 18, 2012 1 comment

The game starts in a few minutes and Italy are going to get knocked out. This is what to listen to while it happens: Read more…


ZZ Top have covered DJ DMD/Fat Pat/Lil Keke

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An autistic brony has very strong opinions about Happy Meal toys

March 13, 2012 1 comment

Dear content farmers of the internet: maybe you’re on the look out for something that has high traffic potential, but also allows you to build your brand by cyberbullying a marginalised aspect of society? If so, I’ve got just the thing for you. Here is 12 minutes of one man unboxing various My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Happy Meal toys before enacting a little play scene with them. It took me a good 15 minutes to summon up the strength to carry on watching this after he storms to the front desk and demands he gets four different toys, but I feel like struggling on through has made me a stronger person and perhaps given me a greater insight into the worst minds of our generation.

Danny Graft – Arsenal Anthem (Keep the Faith)

Do you know what I assume being an Arsenal fan must be like? There’s a vaguely famous shock video online called something like “When Cock and Ball Torture Goes Wrong.” It’s filmed from an awkward angle so it’s hard to make out exactly what’s happening, but what appears to be going down is: a man is naked beneath some floorboards which have a specially cut hole for his dick to poke through. Read more…

Richard Keys and Andy Gray get back to what they’re good at

Apologies for the radio silence, we’ve been down on the content farm bringing crops in elsewhere over the past few weeks (read: this blog doesn’t bring in any money so be grateful). Read more…

Here is Benny Hill’s impression of Bob Dylan

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I really have no interest in the 30 day song challenge

April 22, 2011 1 comment

Is it too soon to have nostalgia for the “25 Random Things About Me” craze of 2008? Being as it was around the time Facebook became ever-present in our lives it managed to get itself a little bit of mainstream media coverage. Its spiritual successor, the “30 Day Song Challenge”, appears to be getting no similar love though. Which is weird, because if I was a spiritually bankrupt editor of a broadsheet newspaper music section right now I’d be asking every single buzzband musician offered to me to fill those 30 songs in and making it part of our Friday supplement right now. Read more…