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Am I a Worse Person Than The Lisps Are a Band?

June 30, 2011 2 comments

Around 8pm last Saturday night I was given a photo of a low-end British female music/pop culture writer who has been mentioned on ILB previously. In it, she was “wearing” (to the extent that part of her body was covered by them) a red skirt and a white top, and between her legs was an, unknown, female party engaged in the fine art of cunnilingus. Read more…

John Doran and the art of staying losing

April 10, 2011 5 comments

My rapheads should probably hit the “x” in the top right-hand corner of their screen right now, or else go and check out Complex’s “TOP 50 SNEAKER MOMENTS IN THE VATICAN ENCLAVE OF 2005” instead as we’re going to spend the next 400 words chatting about indiefag matters.

For the rest of you, however…. Read more…

Race-baiting for pleasure and profit

March 29, 2011 5 comments

Names we strongly considered for this site before settling on Ich Luge Bullets: Critical Edgeplay, Cucina Povera, Ethnic Babyface. It was the later we were really close to going for in the end, before deciding it was a little too close to post-Gervaisian “racism, but with an awkward pause afterwards so it’s OK yeah?” irony. Read more…

This is what happens when you let people with names like “Hermione Hoby” write newspaper articles

February 27, 2011 30 comments

For those of us who’ve spent any time remotely close to the real world, being told to go and produce 1,500 words on The Strokes in 2011 is a bit like being asked to provide a form sheet for Al Gore’s chance of becoming the next president, or writing up a piece on why Ashley Judd is Hollywood’s next golden girl. Thankfully Guardian journalists have never encountered the real world. Read more…

The fake Brett Anderson Twitter account isn’t funny

October 14, 2010 3 comments

One of the defining characteristics of music journalists is that they’re always up for some massed collective delusions, of the stripe that make the “victims” of the Mad Gasser of Mattoon look like Shipwreck Kelly when it comes to groupthink (it’s esoteric 1930s ephemera reference week on ILB, btw). In the past, music was still “popular”, so 10 or 15 hacks would get together and decide, say, that Lethal Bizzle “said something about disenfranchised youth” or that The Distillers “had absolutely fucking anything to do with anything ever”. However, in 2010 the music industry is “in the shitter”, so they have to talk up other stuff instead. Read more…

LCD Soundsystem Facebook page attacked by unchill Hamas bros

August 30, 2010 3 comments

See? ILB can fill that hole in your life that Alt Report left. Read more…

Shout out Painter Flame, ILB’s hottest new commenter

August 22, 2010 3 comments

Again, sorry we’ve been slack with the content recently, but we’ve finally made the move to paid material instead. However, we’ve got a great new commenter on ILB who’ll be providing you with everything you need to think about over the next few weeks while we bring back the ILB operations. His/her name is “F” or “painter.flame”, they’ve got a London IP address, and they’ve totally put my name in a search engine and found some five year-old photographs. Well that’s my career over and done with, catch you later. Read more…

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