Britain in 2012
“Hat” “tip” to social media doyen Acrobatt. True fact: there’s some broad I added to Facebook… god knows. Late 2005? Anyway, in that entire time she has posted just two status updates. One was about how much she likes “Born to Die”. The other was in 2009 when she was complaining that all the money people paid voting for the winner of The X-Factor could be better off spent going to donkey sanctuaries.