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A bunch of stuck-up prep school bitches who think they’re “cutting edge” because they know who Lili St Cyr is

The worst video in Youtube history?

I just don’t get this at all. Are we going to get to the point where every single piece of alternative culture has to be cosplayed with tits in? Am I not safe to enjoy any movie, TV show or book without it ending up as the tableaux setting for someone to wave their fucking pasties about in?

Firstly, this striptease is factually inaccurate, as “Ghost World” Enid listens to “Jaan Pehechaan Ho” on a VHS, not on vinyl. How can I catch a bone-on when you’ve not doing your factcheck?

Secondly, this is the problem with burlesque, that it’s only ever performed to crowds of people who will lap up whatever you do because either a) they’re SUPPORTING THE SISTERHOOD or b) they’re masturbating through their chino pockets. If you listen at around 1:02, you can hear a whoop of approval from Lil Jon. But this refusal to engage with a crowd that needs to be “won over” is what makes burlesque artists so devoid of any actual stagecraft or ability to connect with an audience.

Thirdly, what the fuck is that over her nips at the end? It looks like something we’d have thrown at the retarded kid during a DT workshop lesson at school.

Fourthly, how on earth do you have that much weight on you and still have such appalling breasts? This is why the term “curvy” is such a misnomer.

Fifthly, I hate everyone involved in the production, staging and filming of this clip. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to cast the stars for my Press Gang-themed shibari presentation.

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  1. September 16, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    you’re into some weird porn ich…

  2. Cashmore
    September 17, 2010 at 8:56 am

    It’s like watching Boo Yaa TRIBE reenacting the video to Put ‘Em On The Glass.

  3. max r
    September 18, 2010 at 4:04 am

    say somebody dragged you along to this and you didn’t want to watch. you were pretending to text or fiddling with a napkin. now, would feminists be pissed off with you for NOT getting your perv on? just wondered.

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