Archive for August, 2010

LCD Soundsystem Facebook page attacked by unchill Hamas bros

August 30, 2010 3 comments

See? ILB can fill that hole in your life that Alt Report left. Read more…


Call me old-fashioned, but…

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I’d find it a struggle to maintain an erection while the background plays rap tracks based around a) the chorus of “Left of Centre” by Suzanne Vega b) the yodelling bits from “Hocus Pocus” by Focus. Should soundtrackers for WSHH wankvids up their game? Am I just “behind the times” in expecting this stuff to be accompanied by either smooth saxophones or “Salt Shaker”? Will this video cause people to have a Pavlovian sexual reaction to the bit in the Nike World Cup video where Landon Donovan pulls a weird face at the camera? Is “Tammy” a really bad name for a camwhore? Answers in the comment box please.

Playboy Tre ft Joell Ortiz – Work

Exciting new look for Ich Luge Bullets, same old rote praise of MP3s from maybe six different rappers and four different indie bands. We were pretty high on the Slaughterhouse albums when it dropped for reasons we can’t really remember… although it did lead us to write this piece of high-end content, I’m not really 100% sure what it brought to the table that I couldn’t have received from, say, listening to the second Arsonists album. When they fired all the black members (subs, please check that’s right). Read more…

Half Man Half Biscuit on Marc Riley, 2010

2010 has promised us a lot of things that it hasn’t delivered on – a play-off push from Northampton Town, dead pool points from Al-Megrahi’s death, hit blog IchLugeBullets capitalising on its early popularity and ascending to the next level – but if Probe Plus’s rumours of a new Half Man Half Biscuit album dropping in the next few months are true, we’ll forgive the shitheap the past three seasons has consisted of. Read more…

As of 2pm, August 24 2010, “29 Settembre” by Lucio Battisti is the best song ever

August 24, 2010 1 comment

Not even gonna write shit about this one, just listen. Yeah, I know, “get a Tumblr”. Fuck you.

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Celph Titled – Step Correctly (produced by Buckwild)

August 22, 2010 4 comments

Stanning for Celph Titled feels like a pretty lonely path to take for a rap blogger these days, not even the Euroblog cats are dedicated that much space to this track. Fuck it though, Celph Titled is ILB’s favourite rapper because, basically, rap music should consist of little other than wordplay related to the punching of women in the face and shooting people. Read more…

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Shout out Painter Flame, ILB’s hottest new commenter

August 22, 2010 3 comments

Again, sorry we’ve been slack with the content recently, but we’ve finally made the move to paid material instead. However, we’ve got a great new commenter on ILB who’ll be providing you with everything you need to think about over the next few weeks while we bring back the ILB operations. His/her name is “F” or “painter.flame”, they’ve got a London IP address, and they’ve totally put my name in a search engine and found some five year-old photographs. Well that’s my career over and done with, catch you later. Read more…

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