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Should Matthew Perpetua stop creeping on my ex-girlfriend?

Long-time readers of ILB will be aware that we’ve been known to make the occasional quip about former MTV shill and minor indiepop blogger Matthew Perpetua. Whether we’ve been pointing out he’s a disgusting liar whose prepared to take the credit for the achievements of his so-called business partners, noting that he runs like a pussy whenever he’s called out by equal pussies, or just editing his Wikipedia entry to claim he is responsible for the death of that Von Erich brother who drowned in a puddle, it’s been a proud tradition of this site.

That’s all fun and games. Partly it’s jealousy: MBVMusic is one of the hottest Web 2.0 properties around, and Matty P’s neckbeard has as many hairs as multimillion-selling albums Fluxblog has launched. But but but. Well, you know, word to Sammi from Jersey Shore, every now and then certain people enter pure creep mode. And, well….

Yep, that’s an ex of mine, details obscured due to legal reasons. And, correct me if I’m wrong, that’s Big Perp there, wiping the Cheeto dust out of his lapand putting his mack game on.

Is this right? Is this appropriate? Should I expect the rest of my sloppy seconds to be splashed onto our man’s neckbeard in the coming years? I don’t know. It’s pretty funny, regardless.

I mean, I fucked a Vietnamese girl, that’s surely the level you need to be aiming for, Matt, not some car accident from the industrial north of England. VIETNAMESE. That’s like, Asian! You know, the country where banh mi comes from Matt.

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  1. Toadfish "Toadie" Rebecchi
    July 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    You boys need to Sumo Wrestle this one out imho.

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