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On Katy Perry’s vagina

So yeah, after the jump there’s going to be a photo of a cunny. Probably best not to clickthrough if you’re at work or a family funeral.

Again, my retirement from frontline pop commentary deprived me of a shot on “developing” “a” “view” about Katy Perry last year, but this photo serves as a photo essay of my problem with her.

Educated ILBers, or indeed anyone out there who likes to pass off trivia gleaned from QI or Qwantz as intelligence, should be aware of the concept of the “cargo cult”. For the uninitiated: on a number of occasions, when airports have been built near remote tribes, the tribes have attempted to “copy” the airport in order to make aeroplanes land themselves. So they’ll clear out a runaway in a dirt track, turn a tree into a control tower, have some bro wave palm leaves around like landing signals… all in the belief that this will cause aeroplanes to turn up. A lack of understanding of cause and effect results in humour.

And this is what I get from Katy Perry, it’s what I got from the videos of “Waking Up In Vegas” (a banger, admittedly) and “Hot N Cold”. Katy Perry has seemingly been compiled by a gay man who has been cut off from straight society for ten years and was then told to go and focus group “what breeders find sexy” and compile a popstar thereof. That photo is like a fucking “I Spy Book of Obvious Sexual Signifiers In 2010”: the boobs, the hair, the dress, the upskirt, the swagger. And yet it’s all been thrown together with about as much care and attention as a Costcutter sandwich. And is about as appealing.

So yeah, Katy Perry: cargo cult of sexuality. Still, wouldn’t mind signalling for permission to land on her strip. amirite guys? Guys? Ah, please yourself.

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  1. June 17, 2010 at 6:35 am

    Thumbs up!!!!

    …and you know where!

  2. MF
    June 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Technically, it’s more of a biffin’s bridge/ass-cheek shot than a poosay shot.

    Russell Brand could do better, imo.

  3. max r
    June 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    ^^^ yeah. does dom actually know what a vagina looks like?

  4. Toadfish "Toadie" Rebecchi
    June 27, 2010 at 1:54 am

    Dom doesn’t know what a skinny/regular-sized woman’s vagina looks like.

  5. September 28, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    i see that alot when i am with her becusae i suck on it like it is a baby’s bottle and just to make guys more jealous i feel her breast and i put my penis up her vigina and she lick my penis like it is a lolly pop

    • Dr Finagler
      April 15, 2011 at 3:43 am

      You need help! Sunshine! Like a dildo, the size of your arm – stuck up your arse!

  6. hola
    April 4, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    katy perry esta como para hacerle el amor follarla duro en todas las puces del kamasutra tiene unas tetas ricas para harcele la paja rusa y un culo rico para el veso negro y una vagina para mamarcela y metercelo con pene y pelotas yo te voy hacer feliz en la cama mamita hasta el 69 telo hago en la cama y donde tu quieres y gracias por ese video que me regalaste desnuda entu cama y en el baño me acuerdo cuando yo te lo meti y tu lleraste se feliz y sigue adelante con tu carrera de cer cantante te amo

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