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Which rap blogger wants to have sex with a 10-year-old girl?

So anyway, in between its usual award-winning mix of K’Naan MP3s and Jewish self-loathing, Hip Hop Is Read recently contained this little post. The “HHH” in question refers to “hot Hebrew honey”, rather than pro-wrestling’s favourite Lemmy fanboy.

Now, Michelle Trachtenberg was born in 1985. Harriet the Spy was filmed in 1985, when Trachtenberg was 10-years-old. Let me repeat that: 10-years-old. I mean, yeah, this is the internet and we’re all kinda used to dudes making with the lech comments over Hillary Duff or Evanna Lynch as they enter the flush of womanhood and before they become heroin addicts, but… 10-YEARS-OLD. Just think, next time you download a sample set off of that guy, you’re downloading MP3s compiled by a man who wants to fuck pre-teens. It’s up to you to decide whether that’s something you want on your conscience.

  1. February 21, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    I admire this post’s style but it’s worth noting that Ivan was probably a contemporary of Michelle’s when he watched Harriet the Spy which would make it much less creepy, no?

  2. max r
    February 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    i think he meant when he was a little kid as well. that’s ok, right?

  3. Kitty Genovese
    March 8, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    just sayin’, ‘Young Girl’ is one of my favourite 60’s songs

    i’m twice the monster you thought i was

  4. GFvsFM
    March 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    He wasn’t just in the band?

  5. March 14, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Oh shit, just saw this post. Wow. Yeah, I meant since back when I was younger too, obviously. She’s actually a year older than me.

  6. Hetallica
    March 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    I also was born in 1985, and personally know Ivan (he’s a couple years younger than me).

    Even though he is actually a couple years YOUNGER than Trachtenberg, it’s obvious that he’s mostly referring to Trachtenberg in the present day — And I must say I pretty much echo his “HHH” sentiments: http://images.google.com/images?q=Michelle%20Trachtenberg&oe=utf-8

  7. March 15, 2010 at 12:31 am

    You’re kinda desperate with this post, no?

    Get your facts straight. Ivan is 2 years younger than Miss T.

    Got nothing better to post about than to falsely accuse someone of this kinda creepy stuff?

  8. March 15, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Although if this was just tongue in cheek then fair play.

  9. Belve
    March 15, 2010 at 8:57 am

    You might.. and I’m not here to defend HHIR/Ivan but no where in your article did you manage to mention his age. That kinda makes you a suspect blogger of the worst kind. You know.. the kind that doesn’t check facts before they publish?

  10. khal
    March 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm


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