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Your final Stylus Decade supplement

Pretty sure there’s an old adage about forks and identifying cooked meat to be used here, but regardless of all that, The Stylus Decade is now over. I can hear the stunned silences over the fact we went out on a limb and named “Kid A” album of the decade from here. And no, I have no idea why “Fish Scale” is meant to be so good either. I prefer the Ghostface albums where he accidentally lets on how stunningly right-wing he is in private and starts talking about locking up all prostitutes or banning abortion.

A specially one-time-only Stylus Decade podcast featuring myself and other former Stycast mainstay Ferg OR may or may not be going up at some point early next week, depending on whether or not Stylus Decade bigwigs are comfortable with the number of allusions to one former Stylus writer’s stalwart turns on fetish porn message boards. There is a shout out for MFC Express kebab shop in Herne Hill on there, though. We’ll keep you informed, even if it’s not at the polished level of the first Fat Lace podcast yet (by the by, expect more ILB content over at FL this year. Forget if we’ve done the “Sam Allardyce to Newcastle” metaphor yet, but basically that).

Anyway, being as individual lists are, for some reason, not going up on the site, here’s how we counted down the top 50 tracks of the previous decade. I know, we missed “Just Got Paid, Let’s Get Laid” out and feel appopriately bad for that.

1. R Kelly – Ignition (Remix)
2. Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players – Believing In You
3. Tom Russell – Stealing Electricity
4. Tanya Morgan – Hip Hop Is Dead Part 2
5. DMX – Party Up (Up In Here)
6. MOP – Ante Up
7. Billie the Vision and The Dancers – There’s Hope for Anyone
8. The Hold Steady – You Can Make Him Like You
9. Half Man Half Biscuit – We Built This Village On A Trad Arr Tune
10. Baby Bash ft Suga Free, Money Mike and Chingo Bling – That’s What Tha Pimpin’s There For
11. My Chemical Romance – I’m Not OK (I Promise)
12. Nas ft Jadakiss and Ludacris – Made You Look (Remix)
13. Elzhi ft Royce da 5’9 – Motown 25
14. The Indelicates – Our Daughters Will Never Be Free
15. Black Milk ft Royce Da 5’9 – Losin’ Out
16. Monkey Swallows the Universe – You Yesterday
17. Los Campesinos – My Year In Lists
18. RA The Rugged Man ft Killah Priest and Masta Killa – Chains
19. Three 6 Mafia ft 8 Ball and MJG and Young Buck – Stay Fly
20. Ballboy – Let’s Fall In Love and Run Away from Here
21. Joell Ortiz – Hip Hop
22. Darren Hayman – The Protons and The Neutrons
23. Hello Saferide – The Quiz
24. Louis Logic ft Celph Titled – Diablos
25. Delays – Valentine
26. Hefner – We Love The City
27. Belle and Sebastian – Your Cover’s Blown
28. Ludacris – Roll Out
29. Sway ft Skinnyman, Bruza, Pyrelli, Bigz and Triple Thread – Up Your Speed (Remix)
30. Stacie Orrico – There’s Gotta Be More To Life
31. DJ Quik and Kurupt – Hey Playa
32. Hood Headlinaz – Rollin’
33. Klashnekoff – Muda
34. Roots Manuva – The Falling
35. DJ Khaled ft T-Pain, Rick Ross, Trick Daddy and Plies – I’m So Hood
36. Birdman ft Trae, Young Jeezy, Rick Ross and Lil Wayne – 100 Million (Remix)
37. Roger Sanchez – Another Chance
38. H Two O ft Plat’num – What’s It Gonna Be?
39. Jae Millz – No No No
40. Napoleon – I Try To Despire The Ugly People (But The Beautiful Ones Keep Turning Me Down)
41. Cabin Crew – Star To Fall
42. The Fray – Over My Head (Cable Car)
43. Boss Hog Barbarians – Boss Hoggin’
44. Majik Most ft Celph Titled – Just A Feeling
45. Head Automatica – Beating Heart Baby
46. Bubba Sparxxx ft Petey Pablo and Sleepy Brown – The Otherside
47. The Game ft 50 Cent – Hate It Or Love It
48. UGK ft Outkast – Int’l Players’ Anthem
49. Celph Titled ft J-Zone – Nut Reception
50. Sparks – Baby, Can I Invade Your Country

I have no idea either.

  1. Brad
    January 16, 2010 at 3:23 am

    1 TV on the Radio Lover’s Day 2008
    2 T.I. What You Know 2006
    3 UGK with OutKast Int’l Players’ Anthem (I Choose You) 2007
    4 Text Sound Is Compressed; Words Rebel and Hiss 2000
    5 Britney Spears Break the Ice 2007
    6 Cormega with Ghostface Tony/Montana 2004
    7 The Go! Team Bottle Rocket [UK version] 2004
    8 Beyoncé Ring the Alarm 2006
    9 Mekons Thee Olde Trip to Jerusalem 2002
    10 Slimm Calhoun with Andre 3000 It’s OK 2000
    11 M.O.P. Ante Up 2000
    12 Lagwagon E Dagger 2003
    13 Rick Ross with Kanye West, T-Pain and Lil Wayne Maybach Music 2 2009
    14 Three 6 Mafia Poppin’ My Collar 2006
    15 Sophie Ellis-Bextor Mixed Up World 2003
    16 Man Man Gold Teeth 2004
    17 G-Unit with Joe Wanna Get to Know You 2004
    18 Craig Morgan Redneck Yacht Club 2005
    19 LCD Soundsystem Someone Great 2007
    20 Radiohead Reckoner (Ring Trick mix) 2007
    21 Scritti Politti The Boom Boom Bap 2006
    22 Junior Boys In the Morning 2007
    23 Elliott Smith Son of Sam 2000
    24 Rich Boy Drop 2009
    25 Turbulence Blood Dem Out 2005
    26 Soul-Junk Ill-m-i 2000
    27 Lifter Puller 4 Dix 2001
    28 Cortney Tidwell Watusii 2009
    29 Andrew Bird Fake Palindromes 2005
    30 Clipse Hello New World 2006
    31 Mahjongg Aluminum 2004
    32 Geto Boys Six Feet Deep (chopped & screwed) 2002
    33 The Barbaras Summertime Road 2008
    34 Jamie Lidell Music Will Not Last 2005
    35 Wolf Parade I’ll Believe in Anything 2006
    36 Justin Timberlake with T.I. My Love 2006
    37 Scott Walker Darkness 2006
    38 The Mountain Goats Quito 2004
    39 Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz with Ying Yang Twins Get Low 2003
    40 The Avalanches Extra Kings 2000
    41 Half Man Half Biscuit Bogus Official 2005
    42 Jesse McCartney How Do You Sleep? 2009
    43 The Six Parts Seven with Sam Beam Sleeping Diagonally 2003
    44 Three 6 Mafia with Young Buck, 8-Ball and MJG Stay Fly 2005
    45 Chris Brown Kiss Kiss 2007
    46 The-Dream Shawty Is the Shit 2008
    47 The Books Take Time 2003
    48 Snuff All Over Now 2003
    49 Miley Cyrus Party in the USA 2009
    50 Hot Stylz with Yung Joc Lookin Boy 2007

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