Tony “Ludvig Borga” Halme: you’re dead
Who among us does not enjoy the deaths of pro-wrestlers? Tony Halme is a particularly chinstroke worthy example of the cause being as the rest of his career saw him as a regular on Finnish Gladiators, a boxer (Finnish Heavyweight Champion at one point, you can’t front on that), MMA fighter (60 second submission loss to Randy Couture), and as a nationalist politician back in his home country, where he used to refer to the nation’s leader as a lesbian. Repeatedly. Crazy kid.
Still, we here at ILB will always remember him best for his “evil Finnish environmentalist” run in the mid-90s WWF. “This used to be a nice river before you Americans cleaned your house”. Take that Kim and Aggie.