Our new favourite blogger
No, it’s not your friend and mine, Mr George “Shabba” Lamb, but that photo really is too amazing to not head up a post one of these days. No, we have to give our love to “Beautylicious” of the hit blog “Sex and the Psychic”, a thrilling tell-all account of what life is like for single fourty-something psychics with part-time jobs as make-up counter workers. You thought that fat girl with the Kate Nash fringe from thelondonpaper had the sex blogging game on lock? Just wait until you check out some of these killer lines that cut throats like knives:
Firstly, I spotted fashion faux pas number 1 – a scrunchie in the hair. Then, fashion faux pas number 2 – a FLEECE!
A FLEECE AT DINNER ! Had the woman lost her mind ?????
I guess Bling to this particular lady would have been holding the Baked potato in foil on her lap at the BBQ.My guess is her daughter eats at Mimosa dressed in unsuitable clothes.
A Botox adonis.My gay colleague’s jaw dropped ! I was frankly ready to drop my knickers to match our jaws.
Three ladies. One gay guy, my quintessential fabulous male accessory, who as it happens is officially one of the hottest men in Wales according to a paper that I have officially fallen out with . Well one of the journalist’s to be honest, that is a whole other story so will update you all people on that soon.
“catastrophic” Or as I said “crapastrophic”