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10 Reasons Why Rap Doesn’t Suck

Longtime readers of ILB will now be expecting me to say something like “And even after all that, he’s still more learn’ed a writer about rap music than Hattie Collins”, but recently I’ve started getting bare hits on this blog for just my name and then the names of random Guardian music hacks. So either a) you, the readers, are desperately trying to remember “Oh, what was that funny thing the fat Italian dude said about George Monbiot’s review of that Gigi D’Agostino gig or b) I’m actually about to be murdered and Farringdon’s hitsquad are just gathering of all the slurs committed against Louis Pattison’s name.  I am not going to die of natural causes, unlike Pimp C or Big Pun.

There’s actually a craze on the internet for taking a fucking hilarious video like the one linked up there, and adding superflous “witty” commentary to it, like the guy who insists on adding impressions of Little Britain characters to a best man speech. It’s unnecessary. All I’ll add is that the man who brought you that fine video is actually, and I quote from his profile, ” a 12 year old asian kid who listens to real hip hop from the 90s”. He’s Filipino, he doesn’t like Plies, and he has formed a 12-man strong army dedicated to destroying “racists and emos”, an army with chapters in three different areas. I think ItsSteveT may have to be the recipient of ILB’s first ever full-scale interview…

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  1. Cashmore
    May 21, 2009 at 9:02 am

    I’m selling off a load of my hip hop vinyl if anybody wants to buy some. Think early 90s, generally east coast, stuff like that.

  2. Iheartdpryde
    October 3, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Damn buddy your YouTube acc is suspended I cant see your video :O
    Additional channel? Or Facebook? Jw 😛

  3. RP
    October 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Check out this article I wrote about Why Rap Doesn’t Suck.
    http://radhamania.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-rap-doesnt-suck.html

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