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ILB’s Week In Spotify: #3

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Just think, we here at IchLugeBullets were all up on Spotify as far back as six weeks ago, and now it’s become such big business that it’s even earned itself an article in either thelondonpaper or London Lite, written by either of the respective lead music writers for those two publications, the one who looks like a straight-up paedo or the one who looks like a slightly more sophisticated 21st century groomer. The joys. We here at ILB are proud to present what we’ve been bumping on the green and black circle over the past ten days. Rather than, you know, providing you with content.

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I saw Lon Chaney Jr walking with the Queen, they were putting a bangin’ donk on it

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As a third consecutive part to what it is rapidly becoming “Britisher shit with no wider interest to a large part of our audience” week on ILB, we’d feel like we’d not really paid you enough attention if we didn’t point you in the direction of Donk DJ, your number one website for putting bangin’ donks on things. Upload any track of your choosing, and out the other end will come something more than suitable for filling floors at the finest of northern provincial town nightclubs with names like “Empire’s” and “Chevy’s”. Join us after the jump for Blackout-esque takes on popular tunes by recording artists such as Mobb Deep, Warren Zevon, and Barrington Levy. Feel free to share your efforts with us as well, because apparently bloggers are meant to end all posts with lame-ass requests for interactivity like that, or at least the BBC sports writers seem to thing so.  Read more…

ILB liveblogs The Apprentice

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Paul Torrisi memorial livelog after the jump. Read more…
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Blackout Crew – Dialed

March 24, 2009 1 comment

 

kamaakazi (32 minutes ago)   0    Reply | Spam

these guys are clearly addicted to amphetamines like 90% of other people workin in call centres….

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Trance Anthems 2009: Part 5 – The disappointing finale with someone called Matthew

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OK, let us try and wrap up this story in as few words as possible, it’s wholly unpleasant and we really should have written about it a month or so back.

When we were posing as a naive 20-year-old submissive on a BDSM website in order to troll the site’s residents into writing album reviews under the deluded belief we were going to become their slave, we originally thought it might be “jokes bruv” to engage some of these people in chats, wind them up, basically troll them. We were wrong. This would not be “jokes bruv” as the sole people who would contact a “20-year-old girl” asking for lifetime sexual slavery are, unsurprisingly, violent sexual perverts who should all be castrated.  But one guy we did manage to talk to for a while, just for you kids out there. Read more…

It’s Suga Free Sunday on IchLugeBullets.com

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PORK CHOP SMOTHERED IN GRAVY

COLLARD GREEN

YAMS

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Cover versions I was quite happy to not know existed until ten minutes ago: #1 Paolo Nutini – “Sugar Man”

March 20, 2009 1 comment

 

lisjdk (1 year ago)  +8    Reply | Spam

His voice makes me dream,makes me feel wounderful… its Paolo magic.

Lisbeth ,Denmark

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