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Is minor soft-serve recording artiste Theophilus London a self-googler?

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brooklyn

THESENUTS@GMAIL.com

69.112.247.180

Submitted on 2009/01/29 at 9:09am

THIS BLOGS SUCKS

IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE I WOULD FUCK U UP JUST FOR USING THE NIGGER COOMENT

TO BAD YOUR BLOG DOESNT GET THAT MUCH REVIEWS. and only got 5 comments hahahahahhahah

AND THE MIXTAPE GOT 10,000 DOWNLOADS IN 3 DAYS

 

mr bullets

smhIf there’s one thing that IchLugeBullets has always prided itself on, it’s a willingness to enter into intelligent and prescriptive discussions with our many readers, be they the former standouts of Birmingham’s then-nascent post-romo scene, or current king of the comment box Max R.

Heck, we’ll even throw a bone to Dutch messageboard poster “PimpofPersia” who interrupted a discussion of that one Animal Collective album to posts an unsmiley face in response to my Theo LDN review. He may be “Strak in trainingspak”, but we’ll still talk to him.

Also conversating on the topic of “This Charming Mixtape” is a guy called “Brooklyn”. You can see his comment above there. And he makes a good point: being as you actually get paid every time someone downloads your mixtape off of Zshare, it’s actually really impressive that London’s album has been downloaded 10,000 times in three days, and not, say, an utter irrelevancy. But there’s something… a little odd about it. 

Can London have stans scouring the internet for mocking comments of him already? Is he the blipster Joe Budden? Why would someone have download statistic for a fucking MP3-only free mixtape so ready to hand? Why would anyone care? Why would anyone get offended about a gag concerning the fact that Elvis Costello likes to get drunk and drop racial epithets? Unless… well, that is a Brooklyn IP address. Amityville, to be precise. Anyone fancy letting me know where abouts in Brooklyn Theo calls home? Do we have the Carpentieri of soft-serve on our hands here?

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  1. Cashmore
    January 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    I hate people who self-Google. Lowest of the low.

  2. Internet Celebrity ESTEBAN BUTTEZ
    January 30, 2009 at 2:48 am

    a) This blog sucks due to a serious lack of chubby chasing posts and b) black quasi-hip hop artistes pretending to be white eighties englander indie-types is the hott trend of 09 (ask Kanye for more details). But seriously, those chubby chasing adventures…that’s what the krew wants.

  3. January 31, 2009 at 3:05 am

    jump off my dick, dom… srsly

    also, why can’t a brother be a little “soft serve” and just have a little fun with hippety hop? do all rappers have to be slanging rock for your respect?

    gonna go and listen to a cool kids track about collecting vintage trainers now. tbh, they’ve probably smashed more white girls than the pair of us put together, peeking at them over the tops of their rayban wayfarers and shit

    OH WELL

  4. Chucky_Nite
    February 9, 2010 at 3:14 am

    And this? Yeah, homeboy didnt have to get so crazy with the “fuck you up” stuff, but why hate on Theo? Why can’t he just do what he does? Nobody stopped Jay-Z from being a fake ass Tony Montana, and nobody stopped 50 Cent from jacking the name of a revered street cat in NY…Nobody makes fun of Ice Cube for doing family road trip movies either. So leave Mr. London and his antics alone. he’s doing pretty well for himself.

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