How to Be Like Holly Madison
- Get an older boyfriend. Holly is in her twenties, but Hef is in his eighties. Your boyfriend doesn’t have to be sixty years older than you (most people would find that strange) but get a guy 2-3 years (or more, if you want) older than you.
- Dye your hair blonde. Holly had long blonde hair, so the easiest way to look like her is to dye your hair blonde, too. She uses extensions to make her hair longer, so if you have blonde hair already, and just want to make it longer, use extensions.
- Hang out with your girlfriends.
- Be nice to everyone. Holly is very sweet to all her friends.
- Wear cute, short skirts, tank tops, and tube socks that have colored stripes at the top.
- Spend time around animals- Holly plays with her 5 dogs, the birds, and the monkeys that are in the Mansion zoo all the time.
- If you feel like being like Holly isn’t what you want, then just be yourself!
- You don’t need to have a breast enhancement to be like Holly- just relax, hang out with friends, laugh a lot, and have fun.
For those chicks out there who nobody liked at school who still want to be a tits-out attention whore, Wikihow also takes you through How to Be A Scene Queen. As one friend said: “That page makes me want to punch three years ago in the face”.