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Self-urinating former methhead has canoe race against welterweight boxing legend

We here at Ich Luge Bullets await the Roberto Duran versus Katy Perry sequel intently.

The game that you’ve just gazed at in confusion is Celebrity Sports Showdown on the Wii, which features a heap of celebrities nobody east of Puerto Rico could possible care about (MIA HAMM!).

Nearly four years ago, a more youthful, less skilled Passantino wrote a list of the Top Ten Rubbish Video Games That Feature Musicians, which despite being my sole entry into the world of video games journalist still puts me in the top 0.01 percentile of greatest games writers ever. The article also contains a shout out to Trashman, so I can’t totally disown it despite some clumsy turns of phrase. It does, admittedly, miss out the Electronic Arts’ 1998 release “Queen: The eYe”, a video game based on a secret agent in the future who rediscovers the banned music of the 80s pomp pop irritants, and then sets about destroying those who banned it. Why you’d need to play an actual Queen video game when I’m 98% sure that Brian May spends 20 hours of each day on World of Warcraft, I have no idea.

Thankfully, kids today get to experience a much more sophisticated product:

Says Amazon.co.uk user “Nelly”:

Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars

This game is the best Hannah Montana game by far. Hannah Montana fans will love it!!

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