Insightful music criticism from the kind of people who post to a PUA forum

 

Remember the rape porn mixtape post from a few weeks back? I checked back a few days ago to see if anything else had happened since to save that from being the miserable washout it was, but there were two solitary new posts: one suggesting the soundtrack to The Jackal, and the other suggesting “Beat It”. By Michael Jackson. Good work all round. So we decided to visit forums belonging to the spiritual brothers of the rapists: the pick-up artists. Here are a few of the best posts on pop music we could find from this wacky collection of failures and guys wearing big massive hats in the belief it’ll get them laid. And if anyone thinks I’m being too harsh on PUAs, here is a thread where they discuss what lessons for the PUA community can be learned from Josef Fritzl.