Top 50 Songs Reminiscent of A Night In A Shitty Provincial Rock Club Between 1999 and 2003: Part 3 – “All my heroes in the methadone clinics”

30. cKy – 96 Quite Bitter Beings (2000)

“Hey Raab, lookit Phil’s tummy…” Before we throw any zingers their way, ILB has to pay tribute to how dope the artwork was for cKy’s debut release, even with that weird late-90s Super Furry Animals font. On the other hand, if you wanted to name a single band who perfectly summed up turn of the millennium rock malaise… well, you’d go with The Used. But cKy couldn’t have been far behind, a band who rode the coattails of their lead singer’s brother, who wasn’t even really legitimately famous apart from when he and Johnny Knoxville Eiffel Towered Jessica Simpson [citation needed], to making what must be Julio Iglesias loot from TV and video soundtrack royalties. I mean, they were basically 3SL in Criminal Damage jeans. Anyway, why not “enjoy” this fucking appalling rap track that samples the song in question. It’s like a Down’s Syndromed DMX.