ILB cashes in on the Steve Driver/Tom Dong murder

So for the uninitiated, the American porn actor Stephen Hill, who performed under the screen name “Steve Driver”, went skitz last week and murdered one of his co-stars with a samurai sword. Yesterday, he decided to top his week off by throwing himself off of a cliff. What a life.

Now, the murder victim in question was a “Tom Dong”, who co-starred with Driver in a series of cuckolding movies: Driver playing the long-dicked ethnic stud, Dong as the put upon Oriental cornuto. A sexualised Tucker and Chan, if you will. ILB, after some brief research, would now like to present to you the two DVD covers they appeared together on. Warning: this post contains highly dubious racial imagery, also cocks.

Today’s recommended reading

Being as it’s around the tenth anniversary of the release of Grim Fandango and you can go out and download a torrent of it in under 30 minutes these days, I have no idea why you’d be spending your evenings pissing about reading blogs. However, we here at ILB like to cater to all parties, so here’s a few pieces of script that have been quite literally read by us over the past few days.

Least impressive press release extract of the week

Meet Dr Syntax. Named by T4′s Steve Jones as “amazing” on Edith Bowman’s Radio 1 Show.