We’ve got human beings using human beings for a bomb out here, guys. Read more…
Notice a lack of updates over the past week? Let me tell you a story.
Yeah… you know how when you talk to people from Norway or Denmark or Finland they’re always on some jokey “Hahaha, everyone from Sweden is a cunt” tip, but you can see in their eyes they really actually do loathe every single human being from Sweden? This clip kinda proves why.
I mean, at least Fred Phelps says slightly less fucking stupid things about the gays, and his posse come prepared with an infinitely superior sense of colour coordination than Ye’s clique do. And, presuming that none of Hoggboy attempt to blow up Warwick Avenue tube in the next three months, at least Yunis Al Astal isn’t making a side income by giving failed indie musicians a second shot at stardom that they clearly don’t warrant or deserve.
I’m off to throw myself off the top of Greyfriars’ car park, I do think it may be worth leaving you a message before my suicide though.
How… how has this happened? Read more…
Cover versions I was quite happy to not know existed until ten minutes ago: #1 Paolo Nutini – “Sugar Man”
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His voice makes me dream,makes me feel wounderful… its Paolo magic.
Not since Charles Hamilton versus Soulja Boy has IchLugeBullets been so emotionally involved in a war of words between two of our generation’s most important voices. Can we get some Drudge Sirens up in here for a second please?
I’m not sure what exactly, but surely society as a whole has reached some point where it needs to sit down carefully and think about what it’s doing when there are parody stories about MIA in the fucking Weekly World News.
This kinda shit wouldn’t have happened on Ed Anger’s watch.
Look, I could drop an entire fucking novel on this topic, but unless I see any advance figures posted up in my comments, I’m gonna put it to bed in under 800 words.
Here is a short list of people who’ve made the internet a worse place:
*xkcd cartoonist Randall Munroe
*admins for the pervert encyclopedia “Wikifur” who’ve decided that just because you write for Pitchfork now, you can have your antics in the well-endowed anthropomorphised stoat game made secret (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Nate_Patrin)
*the less attractive of the two girls with one cup
*whoever it is who programmed the “hot posts” feature on WordPress, so that every time I log onto this site to drop know I get confronted with four posts about Korean pop stars and one West Ham match report.
But if I was going to give the #1 prize to the man who most helpfully turned Tim Berners-Lee’s son into the delinquent child you see today, it’d be a clean award for Charlie Todd. Read more…