Nickelback. Y’know, for kids.

People who say “actually, you just have a cold” when you tell them you’ve got the flu are the “this isn’t champagne, you know, it’s asti” of the post-Ocado generation. Regardless of this, I have the flu. I’m bunged up, I’m going through tissues like it was free leech day on Empornium.us, I’ve got more painful lumps in my throat than Bobby Heenan (too soon?), and I’ve got a splitting headache. I’m working through the pain Zoltan Gera-style to bring you this post, ignoring stuff I’d promised other people, and various letters with red writing at the top, in order to do so. So I needed some relaxing music. I got on Spotify. I found the world of “Lush Lullaby”. I will never sleep again.

We did it

Despite containing no posts of any real worth, January 2010 was ILB’s biggest month to date, averaging 764 hits a day. So as a thank you to our loyal readership, February 2010 is gonna get HEATED. Or maybe it’ll just be perfunctory links to rap MP3s, disparaging comments about the physical appearances of female music journalists, and Youtube clips of dead wrestlers. Comme ci comme ca or whatever the phrase is.

Here’s a picture of Bret Hart and Stephen Gateley to help you along your way