Just think, we here at IchLugeBullets were all up on Spotify as far back as six weeks ago, and now it’s become such big business that it’s even earned itself an article in either thelondonpaper or London Lite, written by either of the respective lead music writers for those two publications, the one who looks like a straight-up paedo or the one who looks like a slightly more sophisticated 21st century groomer. The joys. We here at ILB are proud to present what we’ve been bumping on the green and black circle over the past ten days. Rather than, you know, providing you with content.
As a third consecutive part to what it is rapidly becoming “Britisher shit with no wider interest to a large part of our audience” week on ILB, we’d feel like we’d not really paid you enough attention if we didn’t point you in the direction of Donk DJ, your number one website for putting bangin’ donks on things. Upload any track of your choosing, and out the other end will come something more than suitable for filling floors at the finest of northern provincial town nightclubs with names like “Empire’s” and “Chevy’s”. Join us after the jump for Blackout-esque takes on popular tunes by recording artists such as Mobb Deep, Warren Zevon, and Barrington Levy. Feel free to share your efforts with us as well, because apparently bloggers are meant to end all posts with lame-ass requests for interactivity like that, or at least the BBC sports writers seem to thing so. Read more…
kamaakazi (32 minutes ago) 0 Reply | Spam
these guys are clearly addicted to amphetamines like 90% of other people workin in call centres….
OK, let us try and wrap up this story in as few words as possible, it’s wholly unpleasant and we really should have written about it a month or so back.
When we were posing as a naive 20-year-old submissive on a BDSM website in order to troll the site’s residents into writing album reviews under the deluded belief we were going to become their slave, we originally thought it might be “jokes bruv” to engage some of these people in chats, wind them up, basically troll them. We were wrong. This would not be “jokes bruv” as the sole people who would contact a “20-year-old girl” asking for lifetime sexual slavery are, unsurprisingly, violent sexual perverts who should all be castrated. But one guy we did manage to talk to for a while, just for you kids out there. Read more…
HOME MADE LEMONADE
PORK CHOP SMOTHERED IN GRAVY
Cover versions I was quite happy to not know existed until ten minutes ago: #1 Paolo Nutini – “Sugar Man”
lisjdk (1 year ago) +8 Reply | Spam
His voice makes me dream,makes me feel wounderful… its Paolo magic.
It’s utterly pointless to write an intro to a piece like this, because anyone who’d read beyond the first sentence, or the photo of a pudgy middle-aged Britisher on the top of the post, is the kind of person who’d know this information anyway. However, for the sake of journalistic tradition:
After being a long time Twitter hold out, we finally went for it because, and I feel this is as good a reason as any, we made a really funny joke about Nick Griffin to a friend in an IM conversation that we wanted to share with the world, but couldn’t justify turning into a blog post or starting a message board thread for. And, really, we get enough people here googling for “I Vow To Thee My Country” on YouTube.
http://twitter.com/ichlugebullets kids, subscribe and enjoy.
I appreciate that one of the great pieces of ridiculousness of IchLugeBullets, other than the fact that a week later we’ve still not written that anecdote about the indie musician trying to brainwash us into being addicted to his semen, is that it is in effect a blog written by a Britisher dealing with, for a good 30% of its content, American rap music. Read more…