Self-urinating former methhead has canoe race against welterweight boxing legend

We here at Ich Luge Bullets await the Roberto Duran versus Katy Perry sequel intently.

Networking: I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more

More mail here at ILB towers:

Leader of the Gang Mentality

Those of us currently on the grind in offices nationwide will have no doubt enjoyed our inboxes being flooded with mildly amusing Gary Glitter photomanips over the past week and a half. Accordingly, you’d probably expect the comments left under Youtube clips of Paul Gadd back in his pomp to roll along a similar vein of “lol paedo”. You’d be wrong. Very very wrong.

Know your enemy #2: Front

As said previously, ever since beginning a job that involves four hours of commute a day, I’ve started reading men’s magazines, solely to raise my anger levels. It’s either them or fucking Games TM, to be honest. Anyway, we here at Ich Luge Bullets are more than happy to present this irregular run down of what you can expect to find in these fine tomes. This month, Front.

SonnyJim ft Kashmere, Soweto Kinch and Logan – A Dying Breed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NME_Covers

This week in fucking stupid ideas for web 2.0 blogs that are thankfully going to lose everyone involved with them a vast amount of money

Poppycockney: Real life London in a fictional world. Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

Hold On Now, Tubster

Although we’ve done the Mexican arm drag exchange thing before, this isn’t about my previous exchange of words with 90s alopecia poster boy Steven Wells, nor about his recently acquired belief that second generation immigrants like myself are apparently some kind of elaborate fucking song-and-dance spectacle put on for the benefit of blue-eyed devils like himself. Nope, it’s August 18, 2008 and Stevie Boy’s crotch is bleeding over twee pop and, in particular, Los Campesinos!.

It’s Monday, it’s 9pm, I’ve spent the past two weeks looking for a place to live, and it’s raining outside

It’s at these times we shut the fuck up and listen to the goddamn Doobie Brothers:

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Least impressive press release extract of the week

Meet Dr Syntax. Named by T4’s Steve Jones as “amazing” on Edith Bowman’s Radio 1 Show.