Adventures in being Sean Adams, episode 1

The first in a new occasional series on IchLugeBullets.com where we take a look at what’s been going on in the world of DrownedInSound.com CEO Sean Adams in recent times.

Raekwon – Modern Day Marvels 9

I’m allowed a one week late pass on this one because my Football Manager 09 skills have been buzzing recently, be that taking Palermo to the Scudetto, back-to-back promotions with Guiseley into the league, or simply managing to turn a season’s profit with Southampton, I’ve not really had time for such fripperies as Raekwon mixtapes. Lemme speak on this one for 20 seconds though:

I know everyone clowned “Our House Is Dadless” about six weeks ago, but…

…I have some final notes to make.

Let’s talk about “MMMbop” in 2009

Us early 80s babies, we were kinda screwed over on the rock star urban myth front. The ones attached to Marilyn Manson (eating shit on stage, throwing a bag of kittens to be ripped up into the audience) were just rebadged Alice Cooper tales. Our “Alanis Morrissette had two gallons of semen pumped from her stomach” tale was ganked from Marc Almond. Even “Mike D is Screech’s brother” had its genesis around the release of “Check Your Head”, while we were talking about it circa “Hello Nasty”. However, at least we did get “Beck is the uncle of Hanson but if you talk about it he walks out of interviews”, so that’s well and good.

Battle of the Twitter kpunks

www.twitter.com/kpunk99

the MJ death reinforces the sense that we’re at the end of something. Punctuates the end of neoliberalism in the same way4:16 PM Jun 25th from web

@bat020 looks like baron cohen has gone from meta-racism to pomohomophobia8:52 PM Jun 17th from web

Christian Marazzi’s Capital And Language is about capitalism as hyperstition12:51 PM May 4th from web

versus

Arturo Gatti 1972-2009 RIP

Real talk, at its heart, boxing isn’t about “great men” or “great art” . It’s about two guys from shitty backgrounds who realise they’re never going to become legends through mastering “the sweet science” just clubbering the absolute shit out of each other over 36 rounds. Arturo Gatti never disappointed us at ILB (even if, as one boxing writer said after Gatti/Mayweather, “the last time I saw a black guy rape an Italian that badly it was in an episode of Oz), so we’re tipping a 40oz of Nastro Azzuro out right now for our fallen paisano brother. RIP Arturo, here’s hoping there’s plenty of Irishmen for you in heaven to smack the shit out of. James Joyce and Rory Gallagher are gonna need new cutmen.

Jedi Mind Tricks ft Kool G Rap – Animal Rap (Arturo Gatti mix)

It’s Les Kellett 1:40am on a Friday night on IchLugeBullets

Remember when Perez Hilton told you Fidel Castro was dead and Michael Jackson was alive?

The next NME editor will be Stool Pigeon gaffer Phil Hebblethwaite, making him the first editor of a publication with an ABC figure of over 30,000 to have a name like a gentleman cricketer from the 1850s. You heard it here first.

Post-midnight Youtube filler: Nine Days – Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

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Let us finally ascertain whether the USA or the UK is the greater nation

Millionaires – Just Got Paid, Let’s Get Laid

Dolly Rockers – Je Suis Une Dolly