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Chris Brown, Marlon King and now DEAN HESLOP. Femanism surrender. Keep reading →
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Chris Brown, Marlon King and now DEAN HESLOP. Femanism surrender. Keep reading →
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Tagged: oh you just mad cuz i'm styling on you, silvio berlusconi
Remember classic aborted ILB series Novelty Cover Version week? The people who ensure we still get about 15 hits a week for search for photos of Richard Cheese certainly do. Keep reading →
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Tagged: soft cell
The lowest forms of human life, as I see them:
1. People on the internet talking about “Japanese honorifics”
2. Musicians on Twitter going “look, I made a year-end list!!!!”
3. Child rapists
4. Anyone who cares about the BBC’s “Sounds of…” poll
I honestly can’t bring myself to listen to any of the artists on their 2010 longlist, but one name confused me slightly… Keep reading →
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Tagged: amy studt, betty curse, children in states of undress, daisy dares you, jenna von oy had a banging ass back in the day
It’s 2009 and I still can’t get a decent Cole Porter compilation anywhere. All I want is a bunch of his songs done by a bunch of talented dead people from the 30s through to the 60s. What I don’t need is “John Barrowman Sings Cole Porter”. Keep reading →
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Tagged: bing crosby, frank sinatra, gregory hines
I think there’s two reasons I’ve been more embraced by the rap blogging community than the indie one. The first is, obviously, my casual homophobia, misogyny and anti-semitism passing itself off as “edgy”comedy. The second is that I like to think I can do beef properly. In outlined examples, here’s how shots have been fired across the blogosphere in the past day: Keep reading →
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Tagged: cocaine blunts, fluxblog, passion of the weiss, singles jukebox
If you can’t engage in pointless nostalgia at the end of a decade, when can you do it? Being as Heinz have fucked up the flavour of their tomato soup recently (either that or my tastebuds have become warped from too much time fucking with Covent Garden cartons), old compilations of adverts on Youtube have become the greatest comforter in my life. There is something strangely safe about being annoyed by those faux-Spike Lee Sprite adverts again, or hearing the Direct Line jingle before going “wait, aren’t those adverts still on?”, or enjoy Alan Shearer’s Emmy-winning turn in that one McDonalds advert. Anyway, while those are truly great, there is something to be said for the guys who’ve for some reason uploaded nearly every indie chart from The Chart Show throughout the 90s to Jewtube, wherein instead of being reminded of Schweppes Schizan and Cadbury’s Astros you can instead be reminded of yet another third-tier Britpop act. Fanastic. Here’s five of our favourites: Keep reading →
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Tagged: belle & sebastian, bis, spiritualized, the chart show, the delgados, the wedding present
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Tagged: jodi jones, nostalgia chick, remember that dude who killed jodi jones he was hysterical
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The Indelicates’ debut album, “American Demo”, is one of ILB’s top 20 LPs of the decade. We get the feeling nobody else likes them, being as they are basically two trolls, one of whom wants to be Luke Haines and the other one who looks like the chick who does the “Real Life Photo Drama” spoofs in Viz. But we hold them very close to our hearts here at ILB. Keep reading →
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Tagged: the indelicates, unity mitford