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What does this mean?

November 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Results 1 – 10 of about 637,000 for “from abba to zz top”.
Results 1 – 10 of about 68,700 for “from abba to zeppelin”. (0.21 seconds)
Results 1 – 10 of about 41,600 for “from aaliyah to zz top”. (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 – 10 of about 16,400 for “from abc to zz top”. (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 – 7 of 7 for “from a1 to zz top”. (0.21 seconds)
Results 1 – 6 of 6 for “from aaliyah to zeppelin”. (0.14 seconds)
Results 1 – 4 of 4 for “from abc to zeppelin”. (0.25 seconds)
Results 1 – 1 of 1 for “from a1 to zeppelin”. (0.18 seconds)

 

I have no idea.

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Nancy Wallace – Young Hearts Run Free

November 5, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Novelty, cross-genre cover versions have two separate, parallel lives. The first is as “You gotta check this out, this fucken grindcore band are doing ‘Synth and Strings’”. And the second is actually as something you can sit down and enjoy.
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The Foundations – Baby Now That I’ve Found You/ The Hollies – Carrie Anne

November 3, 2009 · Leave a Comment


Despite them not really sounding anything like each other, it’s not just me that’s merged these two songs into one in my mind is it? Tunes, both of them….

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Sexual assault in exchange for quattro stagioni

November 2, 2009 · 6 Comments

First world problems: remember classic failed ILB series Trance Anthems, in which we dicked about with a bunch of perverts in exchange for (mild) lols? Well… one of them hasn’t been googling his username recently and emailed “Claire” out of the blue because he wants to send us, via the post, a load of pornography and, I kid you now, “a free pizza”.

Now, being SW London-based we’re in the vicinity of Firezza, so we’re feeling that offer. But, if we give him our home address, there is a 50% chance he will come round to rape us or, considering what his plans are, the Brazilian chick who lives downstairs. Morally, can we accept this pizza? ILB readership, please answer.

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Kick up the ‘arris

November 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Going by his prominence at the BBC, and the time and space afforded to him by the broadsheets, it’s a fair argument that John Harris is now the leading music critic in the UK. This is a curious rise without trace, as there isn’t a single person in this planet who holds his opinions on music in any affection. Indeed, most heads classify him down either as “that gobshite responsible for Noelrock” or “your man who have the first 5/5 review Q Magazine had done in a decade to a Semisonic album”. And it wasn’t even the one with “Closing Time” on.

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Mondeo Pop Month: Lightning Seeds – Pure

October 28, 2009 · 1 Comment

Released: June 1989

UK chart position: #16

From the album: cloudcuckooland Keep reading →

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Requiem for a Hard Drive

October 25, 2009 · 5 Comments

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Notice a lack of updates over the past week? Let me tell you a story.
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Levi Roots’ Tears

October 20, 2009 · 3 Comments

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One thing the kids of the post-print media generation are going to miss out on is the visceral thrill of having your name published in the letters pages of a magazine. Those of you with a British Newspaper Library membership and literally nothing better to do with your time could find the opinions4u of a 13-year-old me clogging up NME, Melody Maker and SFX magazine back in the day. Being a three-time When Saturday Comes subscribers email “Wikipedia Vandal of the Week”, while undoubtedly an honour, doesn’t really register in the same way. Keep reading →

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Critical discourse

October 19, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Mondeo Pop Month: The Dream Academy – Life In A Northern Town

October 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment


Released: March 1985

UK chart position: #15

From the album: The Dream Academy Keep reading →

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